This site was created and is maintained by a pack of Oompa-Loompas under the auspice of their Supreme Leader - a half-mad quiz fanatic.

The Oompa-Loompas were purchased off an insane chocolate magnate who used them as slave labour in his factory, to produce cheap sugary snacks in an attempt to increase the occurrence of juvenile diabetes. The morbid magnate would then make even more money by selling insulin to the same children.

The Oompa-Loompas are horrible web designers, and their constant chanting is driving the Supreme Leader mad. Unfortunately, you can't sell Oompa-Loompas on eBay, so we're stuck with the damned creatures.

As if that wasn't enough, they all seem to have chronic loose bowels caused by previous excessive chocolate consumption. Our open-plan office space is enshrouded in a dense fog of residue from their never-ending flatulence. At least it makes the asbestos problem seem trivial.

In short, working here is horrible. The only thing that makes us laugh are the quizzes we make.

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