Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. So, stupid, how much do you know about famous quotes? Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

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All rappers have cool names. That is, except "P. Diddy", which sounds like somethin you'd name your pet rabbit. Anyway, what's your bad-ass low-down dirty ghetto gangstah name?

Geography is the noble art of trying to learn all the world’s capitals by heart, attempting to hit on hot chicks by boasting about your knowledge, and failing miserably. Geography also has vital functions outside the world of mating, such as 17th century imperialist exploitation of Africa. How are your skills on this important subject?

History is often defined as "stuff that happened in the past". As we all know, those who do not know history, are doomed to repeat it. In essence, this means that you could be the next Hitler. Take the history quiz now, and be safe (unless you fail, of course).

IQ is often defined as "that which people with low social intelligence have", which generally means that if you have a high IQ, you can put together IKEA furniture without any left-over parts when you’re done. The Quiz Off IQ test promises higher IQs than any other IQ test!

It is a well known fact among conspiracy theorists that the cyborgs are among us. You could be one of them!

Computer nerds are among the ruling species of the world, unfortunately they also have the highest occurrence of mid 30-ties virginity. Are you the real geek deal or not?

Lo and behold, a new year is coming along, and with it, a whole little puddle of new opportunities. In collaboration with the finest astrologists, scientologists, a mysterious but foresighted Chinese guy and my half-alcoholised cousin Jeff, we’ve put together the most scientific horoscope quiz ever. EVER!!1

Love is often defined as "what people make when they’re drunk, but generally seem to regret the next day". Also, apparently, according to Wet Wet Wet, it’s "all around". Is that special one the start of an everlasting relationship, or are we just talking a new pair of socks because the old one’s are worn? Find out here!

Some are named John, some Adolf Hitler and others Dick Armey. People tend to have different names, except in Korea, where everybody’s last name is Kim, which causes huge headaches for the guys making the phone books, and the average Korean to spend 10% of their lives tying to look up the right guy. But, names do not always reflect personality. What would be the right name reflecting your personality?

Not all artists write like Shakespeare. Can you guess the correct answer among these dorkhead lyrics?

How well do you know the lyrics of popular music at the end of 2007?

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Are you a racist? This test determines how racist you are towards asians, black, white and jews, no matter which race you are yourself!

How damaging are you and your habits to the environment?

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Find out how many children you will get!

Do you have high moral standards, or are you pure evil? Find out here!

Wonder how your financial future will be? Find out how rich you will be in 10 years!

How old will you get? Find out how much time you have left.

How do your friends actually think you are?